Our H.Q.: The barn is over 200 years old and was once home to Cannondale Bicycles. It’s drafty. We love it. Come visit.

Brides can make a dramatic entrance down the grand staircase.

If you’re on a conference call, chances are we’ll be sitting in this room, staring intently at the speakerphone.

Stuff we’ve done.

View towards the Boss’s lair.

After client presentations we repair to the “kiss and cry” area to await the judges’ scores.

The dining area. It’s usually not this clean.

The espresso machine is always going.

The designers’ work area, filled with optimism, expectation, and books.

Alex plows all his profits into books. (Ours is not a paperless office.)

Please contribute to our party fund: Many of these posters are available for purchase!

We have “clean hands.” (You designers who were around in the pre-digital age know what this means. It’s a good thing.)

Our color-correct proofing room makes our skin tones look healthy and youthful.

The new-business bell. Can we ring you up?

Fresh air. (Goodbye, city life!)

We have an innovative internship program.

Repository of rejected ideas.

Of all our awards, we think this is the coolest (along with our Golden Trowel Award from the Garden Writers Association of America). Really.

Yes, they are. Always.

All hail the mighty iPod, pumping the wattage into our cottage 24/7.

Our “jungle room” is an exact replica of the one Elvis built at Graceland. (OK, OK — this one’s a swiped photo. But this is on our wish list.)

We pity the fools who don’t know how to dress appropriately.

Our high-tech office lighting control system. Holy prop house!

Inspiring old stuff.

Truth in advertising.

Oh, you shouldn’t have. Really.

2nite we’re gonna party like it’s 1976.

Team-building stress-reduction seminar.

Who sits on a bookshelf up over our heads?

A trip down memory lane.

Yee-ha! Some of our logos applied to a stock car fender, which always makes them look their best. That’s just racin’.

Exhibit materials we created for the Cooper-Hewitt National Design Museum.

Alex’s parents frequently send his old high school art projects up to the office. We don’t know what to do with them, either.

Golden Flavoring is available at an additional charge.

A wall of clocks, all on Eastern Standard Time, showing mission-critical locations such as the local liquor store.

In times of pain and despair we always look to the good book for words of comfort and fellowship.